Friday, March 26, 2010

DoItDidIt List

I've been keeping this to myself for quite awhile, chipping away at it like a nameless Mt. Rushmore chiseler in Jefferson's left nostril. It's my DoItDidIt List.

My swell pal Tonya and I joined forces to coach each other through our wish lists for year 33, a bite-sized version of the DoItDidIt List. Yet, I've found that circumstances beyond your own planning can develop to accommodate certain items on this list--if you just give it a little more time. So constraining to a certain year is a grand goal, but I say let God play the universe in your favor, too. You goals. His time. ;)

So here we go, in no particular order:

  1. Raise and give away $50,000 to fight children's brain cancer. (JANUARY 22, 2010)
  2. Sip tea at the Ritz.
  3. Visit Simon Pierce glass shop. (MAY 2009)
  4. Perfect homemade phad thai.
  5. Try a Big Mac. (FEBRUARY 2009)
  6. Plant a lot of peonies at Dad’s. (FALL 2010)
  7. Videotape Dad’s stories.
  8. Take a poetry class.
  9. Tour Graceland.
  10. Fly first class.
  11. Have a child. (SEPTEMBER 1, 2012)
  12. Inhale the lavender fields of Provence.
  13. Sit front row center at a big, live concert. Maybe Pink Martini? (Alabama Shakes, Barenaked Ladies at Starlight 2016/2018)
  14. Visit the Smithsonian.
  15. Buy cemetery plots.
  16. Eat pizza at Lombardi's. (DECEMBER 2010)
  17. Ride an elephant.
  18. Birdwatch.
  19. Ride a motorcycle. (JULY 2014)
  20. Make a super-healthy green drink and drink it. (JULY 2009)
  21. Watch Singin’ in the Rain. Watch An American in Paris. Watch Dr. Zhivago. (2008)
  22. Rent an apartment in Paris. (NOVEMBER 2009)
  23. Wear a real flower in my hair on a date with Chad.
  24. Make a podcast.
  25. Watch a meteor shower. (PERSEIDS/TEARS OF ST. LAWRENCE ON AUGUST 12, 2009)
  26. Drive a minivan. (JULY 2008)
  27. Learn to shag dance.
  28. Host a party and teach other people how to shag dance.
  29. Subscribe to New York Times Sunday Magazine.
  30. Perfect making homemade spring rolls + sauce.
  31. For the love of God, WRITE AND PUBLISH SOMETHING!
  32. Read James Joyce's Ulysses.
  33. Try a Manhattan. (DECEMBER 2010 OVERLOOKING NYC SKYLINE)
  34. Eat crepes under the Eiffel Tower (APRIL 2005)
  35. Find a mentor who would like to be my mentor. Where do I get a mentor?
  36. Live in Tuscany or Provence for a year.
  37. Continue living consciously, generously and without apology for who I am. (WIP but really good at it 2016-2018)
  38. Make a French baguette in the U.S. that actually tastes as good as they make in France.
  39. Sail the Queen E2.
  40. Plant and tend a garden to feed us and to share with others.
  41. Breakfast at Tiffany's. (AUGUST 2004)
  42. Take a course with Gotham Writer's Workshop.
  43. Sign up for Mondo Beyondo.
  44. Publish a book of acclaimed poetry.
  45. Lick gelato in Rome. (APRIL 2005)
  46. Tour Northern California.
  47. Dine at French Laundry.
  48. Stay at Judy's apartment in NYC with my husband for what she calls "a naughty weekend." (DECEMBER 2010)
  49. Write and present an op-ed piece a la Ben Stein & Nancy Giles.'
  50. Tour the Vatican. (APRIL 2005)
  51. Parasail.
  52. Learn Italian.
  53. Donate my hair. (SEPTEMBER 2008 TO LOCKS OF LOVE.)
  54. Take Chad snow skiing for the first time.
  55. Catch a "throwed roll" at Lambert's. (JUNE 2010)
  56. Buy a house that won't try to kill me. (AUGUST 2010)
  57. Put a Biltmore-inspired library in said house.
  58. Put in a large-ish fountain in the backyard.
  59. Drive a minivan. (AUGUST 2008)
  60. Take my 8-year-old niece to see the ocean.
  61. Take my little sister with Down's to see the ocean.
  62. Do voiceover work. 2013 at VML
  63. Remember to try hard but not so hard that it looks like I'm trying.
  64. Compose and produce a piece for This American Life.
  65. Own a Murano glass chandelier.
  66. Get tipsy on sangria in Barcelona. The real Barcelona, not the delusion I call my suburb. (JUNE 2007)
  67. Ride a retro bike on Martha's Vineyard.
  68. Prepare an amazing brunch for special guests. (MARCH 2015)
  69. Watch movies in the backyard in the summer.
  70. Eat a lobster roll in Maine. IN CONNECTICUT 9/13
  71. Read Dante's Inferno.
  72. Spend a breezy weekend in Newport.
  73. Go to The Erma Bombeck Writers' Conference.
  74. Submit to The Erma Bombeck Writers' Contest
  75. Tour the Greek Isles.
  76. Visit Giraffe Manor in Kenya.

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